Well literally and figuratively..i know its become cliched now..the show ended a long time ago and with it ended the exciting sex lives of many a viewer who watched each characters sexual escapades & mishaps as if they were their own..and lived vicariously thru the lives of these 4 fictional women (if you don't know wat show im talking about, then u've probably been living under a rock, in which case..welcome back to civilization). But enough said about that.
This post is for all the ppl around me complaining about not getting any. Yes its you..My boss, my fave colleague, my workout buddy, my best pal, my school mate..no one seems to be having any sex..where has it all vanished? Aren't ppl having orgasms anymore, have men actually found something better to do than sex, where are all the freaking babies coming from then?
I mean what's this obsession with the carnal act? They say..you are more stressed when u aren't indulging in the deed, you eat more, you work more, you party more..anything to fill up that void left by the non presence of someone in your life who can make you forget everything for that little while and bring you to sweet release!
The funniest part is that these women aren't just the prudish, ice princesses who stub their noses if the guy isn't a perfect match...this list of 'we aren't getting any' include women who are up for one night stands and one night lay's (the difference between the two deserves a whole post in itself), multiple partners, menage a trois' and even a steady yet brief affair. Still with all that male population swarming around, women are complaining that there's nothing out there.
Now this is the trouble with being successful, single and ready to mingle. And self-servicing will only get you that far. So all you men, listen up! Get your act together, spruce up a little and go find these said women. Do it for the good of womankind..we need some ah's and ooh's..and yes some seconds ;)
Maybe im so nonchalant about the whole thing coz im pretty much happy and contended but one can never have enough can we now!?
19 comments:
u know what everyone needs
freinds with whom u fuck !!
u fuck and then u go back and smoke a ciggy or watch a movie !! as is what is basis !
In exile.. what you said.. it takes the whole 'romance' out of sex!
why do you blame "no sex" on being succesful etc
is there any ?
Lol. Romance out of sex?
Serendipity: the women who arent getting any despite their receptive vaginas also listen to practicality. Also, you'd be amazed at how often you DONT end up with bad sex on a one night stand. Till date, three of my best sex experiences were thankfully one-night stands. And as you said in an earlier post: "if its good, why restrict it to a one-night stand?" Simply because JUST because the sex is good, you dont bloody need to get the whole wo/man into your life for it. Into her/your pants SHOULD do. That is what is misunderstood about casual sex -- i have nothing against those who dont want to have it, personal choice --- that its NOT just about horny hormones and receptive vaginas/dicks ALL the time. There are men AND women who have casual, good, sex and get on with their lives... without even wanting to get into the whole So Whats Your Favourite Coffee Flavor Lets Fuck Again Later thing. Phew. Dope gets me all worked up...heh heh. As for women who arent getting any ---- its because some of them, are waitin for either the Original Dude to come back and rock (then roll some, then rock again) their (vaginal) world ...or to find the Perfect New Shag(s). One-night stands are welcome. Shouldnt call later! :D suggestions bebbe?
you are enigmatic to the degree of being fallacious, are you not part of the condition you are able to perceive and articulate? also the whole 'nonchalance' is only a defence mechanism, and its a collective condition, but i couldn't agree more with the whole television-for-vicarious-pleasure syndrome which is deeply entrenched in our culture now.
i dont even understand how one plans and objectifies a 'one night stand', they are spontaneous, and over before you remember to tally, and too decadent(incestuous) to recapitulate, but the best idea of a one night stand, is
inexile **takes a deep breath** and laughs my ass off at madhur's comment !! before my not so merciless side interjects and wonders if he shall enlighten us all on the humanist and structuralist models of "stands and yada yada" !!
get laid dude !
haha.
these comments are fun. :)
Dear well hung in exile,
pardon me, i'm bad at picking cultural cues from television sitcoms in general, thus rendered shagless, and condemned to the lowly life of self-inflicted repression, i wish i could put rabbits to shame, but then that's your prerogrative. But it's not that i'm not trying, maybe i need to be leave more agreeable and amicable messages on blogs, like "hey great post!, you are amazing!!!(notice liberal use of !!!!) and hope to get a booty call of the blog kind which would elevate me to a life of earth-shattering sexual nirvana.
"vicarious pleasures"...leave tv alone man....theyve been fuckin with my congenital, chromosomatic sexual desires with all that fuckin censorin anyway
In Exile == HOW does Madhur know you are well hung?
Are you well hung?
Consider this a booty call of the blog kind..and that's for you In Exile..
Madhur: men imitating bunny rabbits in anyway -- the nose sniffing, the cotton ball tails or even during the copulatory motion is NOT a complement.
this guy is killing me !! ha ha ha!
clit.chatting, i am not at all well hung !!
but i am terribly cute :D :D
and madhur,.. u think leaving such messages on blogs will get thou anythin'..well..... wat can i say ...? u are a funny guy !! :)
some people have no sense of irony, including you clitty clit clit, you've got the bunny related associations all wrong, nose sniffing?!!
when you put two rabbits in a cage(preferably a male and a female), and check again after a coupla weeks, you find 20 odd rabbits in there, and hugh hefner was around to take note, i know exile was improving his vocabulary watching sex n the city, but what were you doing?
Lord. This is so dumb that i just killed like a trillion brain cells. forgive me people if i quite end up soundin like some people here. And dont go clitty sweetheart. Association with bunny was EXACTLY for the reasons you mentioned. and the little bunnies come AFTER. have you seen bunnies doing it? rapid, motions, premature ejaculation? thats what i meant. sweet smile. There cant be no irony if OBVIOUS points are missed. Yawn.
oh cmon clit !! this is fun !! i love provoking silly people and watching them make an ass !! :D
ok madhur u win !! :P and fyi i have never watched sex and the city i am more of a south park person !!
and caught in all this sillyness we totally forgot our gracious host serendipity :)
thx for finally remembering me inexile. but it's ok. im having too much darn fun just sitting back and watching it all unfold..go on.
clit with major penis envy, are you really banking on your pigtailed prepubescent lord god rhetoric? your associations are your own subjective ones or have a consensus within your bunny kink club where you spend hours capturing amatuer bunny sex videos prematurely ejaculating, pardon me but im new to this whole free beastial sex world, my perversion is still limited to the female of the human species.
"have you seen bunnies doing it?"
hehehe, nope, not into that, i generally draw from the parlance of our times.
exile i see you've grown up!! south park and bad parenting, damn that must suck.
"capturing amatuer bunny sex videos prematurely ejaculating, pardon me but im new to this whole free beastial sex world, my perversion is still limited to the female of the human species"
I am sooooo hurt. and honestly i didnt go THAT far. just turned on Nat Geo. :) or animal planet. all the bunny capturing...is in your head. "free bestial sex world"....hahaha.... just watch some good tv programmes.
else you can always join our bunny kink club -- the bunnies aint been mating for a while. maybe your perversions will get new horizons. "Bunny kink club" was seriously unimaginative.
Madhur try again to provoke me :P
'm sure maturity willd descend upon thou once puberty kicks in ;)
LOL @ clit !!!! that was really funny !! he he
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